British Writers has me reading Frances Burney, who wrote about her mastectomy. Reading a first hand account of her de-boob-ing, I – for some unknown and forever haunting reason – decided to Google image search ‘Mastectomy’. Here is a second by second account of my thoughts.
“Huh, boobs. Not to bad. More boobs, I’m fine with this. Most of these boobs are intact. That image looks like it is from a stock photo website. I wonder if th—OH MY GOD MY EYES OH MAN SWEET LORD GOD AHH AHHHH AHHHHHH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS ALT F4! ALT F4!!!!!!!!”